TMS 2350: Sentient Signatures

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2022

⏱️ 125 minutes

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I want spiders precisely zero times. Brother In Law from Another Mother in Law. THERE ARE THREE BRIANS. Snoozed the Spider. Pee-Wee Simpson and Bart Herman. Cameo Isn't Naked People, but Still Weird. I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such games as Dominoes: Death Edition. Caught Up on Starting What I've Started. Squat and Squirt. Catchphrase Technicalities. Making Cameos on Onlyfans. Other Species Feces. A Little Guy With Tom. Recommentals with Randy, Nicole, and her biggest fan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:18.8	Coming up on TMS, I want spiders precisely zero times.
0:22.9	Brother-in-law, from another mother-in-law.
0:25.1	There are three Brian's!
0:27.5	Snooze the spider.
0:28.8	Pee-wee Simpson and Bart Herman.
0:31.0	Cameo isn't naked people, but still weird.
0:33.4	I'm Troy McClure.
0:34.7	You may remember me from such games as Domino's Death Edition.
0:38.2	Cut up on startin' what I've started.
0:40.2	Squat and squirr.
0:41.4	Catchphrase technicalities.
0:43.1	Making cameos on only fans.
0:45.5	Other species feces.
0:47.0	A little guy with Tom.
0:48.7	Recommendals with Randy, Nicole, and her biggest fan.
0:52.4	And more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:56.0	When you say the word poop, your mouth makes the same motion
0:59.4	as your butthole.
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