TMS 2349: Welcome to Clown Town

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2022

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Do Goats Have Hands 'Cause I Like Really Want to Know. Cool, like a Finger in the Anus. Sir Babycakes. Take the 20 leave the weed. Thanos, Moon Knight, and Aquaman walk into a room. Kentucky Fried Magarac. PhD In Neuro HooHaa. Not Enough Staff for Hotdogs or Sticks. Hand Farting for the love of it. Owner/Lover. Kentucky Fried Donkey. I can pee on the deputy for hours. Offending Muslims and people who like actual music. Welcome to the Motel Coulraphillia. 50 first Lyfts. Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:19.8	Do goats have hands because I like really want to know?
0:23.0	Cool, like a finger in the anus. Sir, baby cakes. Take the 20, leave the weed.
0:27.8	Thanos, Moon Knight, and Aquaman walk into a room.
0:30.4	Kentucky, Fried, McGorac, PhD, and Nuro Huha.
0:34.1	Not enough staff for hot dogs or sticks.
0:36.4	Hand farting for the love of it.
0:38.0	Owners slash lover.
0:39.4	Kentucky, Fried, Donkey.
0:41.0	I can pee on the deputy for hours.
0:43.6	Offending Muslims and people who actually like music.
0:46.7	Welcome to the motel, cool, refilia.
0:50.7	Fifty first lifts.
0:52.1	Call now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:56.1	Lubricate your index finger and tell the patient you are going to insert your
0:59.7	finger into his rectum and that it will be cool.
1:02.1	Fifty thousand galleries of human waste.
1:14.8	This is The Morning Stream.
1:16.9	I'm bleeding to death.
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