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The Morning Stream

TMS 2315: Wax n Vax

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2022

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

Deep Breath in, Deep Breath out, PANCAKES. I guess I'm the manager today. BA Barakus Variant. Fix that Floater! Is this your dream deck card? Interview With the Wumpire. I agree, I don't deserve your wife either. Fast Food Economics 101. The less U-R-in a pool, the better. Always check your flem level. Did the Volume Move for You? A Struggling Creature Who Was Ready To Die. Two Baby Hippos in the Toilet with Amy. Designing your rat park with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Coming up on TMS, deep breath in, deep breath out.

0:02.8

PENKX!

0:03.9

I guess I'm the manager today.

0:05.5

The BA Barakas variant.

0:07.3

Fix that floater!

0:08.4

Is this your Dream Deck card?

0:10.2

Interview with the Wampire.

0:11.9

I agree. I don't deserve your wife either.

0:14.4

Fast food economics 101.

0:16.4

The less you're in a pool, the better.

0:20.0

Always check your Flem level.

0:21.8

Did the volume move for you?

0:23.6

A struggling creature who was ready to die.

0:26.0

Two baby hippos in the toilet with Amy.

0:28.4

Designing your Rhett Park with Wendy and more.

0:30.8

On this episode of The Morning Stream.

0:33.9

My mom said you can come over and swim,

0:36.4

but if you sit in the pool again,

0:38.3

you're gonna have to go to church with us in the morning

0:40.5

as a punishment.

0:41.8

A man needs my mayonnaise on bread.

0:45.0

And a man needs my mayonnaise on bread, please.

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