TMS 2314: The Bed Ejection

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2022

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Pancakes with a side of concussion. Brian Dabbled in College. One Toothed Mayo Man. Does the Nile reach into England? I Don't Like FreeVeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Premature Ejectulation. Horsey Sauce Moneyshot. If you see a guy running, that ain't me. Lemony Fresh Biodegradable Garbage. I've Got Scurvy, Please Pass the Rum. Keep that up she won't make you pancakes. sounds like a bear welding chainsaw. Pull it out of your brown bag. What is Lettuce? Tom's Tech Time! Double Dunaway and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Pancakes with a side of concussion.
0:02.3	I doubled in college.
0:03.5	One toothed mayoman.
0:05.4	Does the Nile reach into England?
0:07.0	I don't like freebieeeeeeee.
0:10.4	Cremecure eject.
0:12.2	Eulation.
0:13.0	Thank you.
0:13.5	Porce Sauce.
0:14.3	Money shot.
0:15.2	If you see a guy running, that ain't me.
0:17.2	Lemony fresh biodegradable garbage.
0:19.5	I've got scurvy, please pass the rum.
0:21.4	Keep that up and you won't make your pancakes.
0:23.9	Sounds like a chainsaw wielding bear.
0:25.8	Pull it out of your brown bag.
0:27.5	What is lettuce?
0:28.6	Homes tech time.
0:29.4	Double done away and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:34.1	If I came home in my wife had a whole meal on the table
0:38.5	and I said, you know, I want pancakes.
0:41.7	And she's like, oh man, but I've already made hamburgers.
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