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The Morning Stream

TMS 2312: Fiddlin' with Fire

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2022

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Short Enough to smell your feet. Runnin' From Johnny Law! My Hose is a Grower, Not a Show-er. Hosed and Chosed. Kicking June in the Corn Chute. Tony But Not Tony, the Other Tony. Garlic on Feet, I've Been Sleeping Deep. I Saw Churchill Swimming The Other Day. This Tooth Sandwich is Very Filling. Wiggling At Your Teacher's A-Hole! Can't put Dental in Diet. June: No Love and Thunder. Weather, I Can't Control You. All of a Sudden, STORM!! Covid Not Recommended With Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Coming up on TMS, short enough to smell your feet.

0:02.8

Runnin' from Johnny Long.

0:04.7

My hose is a grower, not a shower.

0:07.3

Hosed and chosed.

0:08.7

Kicking June in the corn chute.

0:10.4

Tony, but not Tony, the other Tony.

0:12.8

Garlic on feet.

0:13.9

I've been sleeping deep.

0:15.2

I saw Churchill swimming the other day.

0:17.0

This tooth sandwich is very filling.

0:18.9

Jiggling at your teacher's a-hole.

0:20.8

Can't put dental in diet.

0:22.4

June, no love and no thunder.

0:24.4

Whether, I can't control you.

0:26.3

All of a sudden, storm!

0:28.9

COVID not recommended with Amy and more.

0:31.4

On this episode of The Morning Stream.

0:34.6

Except for a few broken bones,

0:36.5

some internal hemorrhaging,

0:37.9

and a partially barfed up heart,

0:40.0

everyone appears fine.

0:52.8

This is The Morning Stream.

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