TMS 2311: Swamp Water Slurpee

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2022

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

Teens Are Often Hard On Hoses. Neuro Somethin' Somethin' Protein Dillywhacker. Roll for Initiative Against Your Mom. Untitled Breastfeeding Mom and Goose game. Would You Like A Casserole Or A Puppy? Always a Slush Component. Dungeons, Dragons and DINGS. Del Taco Just the Tip. Steam coming out of my Trunk! Maverick Rage. Toddlers are Gibbering Mouthers. Uncle Puberty coming to ruin your life. Tom Had Cherry Pie, Cool Tech Time Such a Sweet Surprise. 30 Minutes of Screaming with Randy and Nicole. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, teens are often hard on hoses.
0:03.2	Nuro's something-something-protein, dilly-wacker.
0:05.9	Roll for initiative against your mom.
0:08.0	Untitled breastfeeding mom and goose game.
0:10.5	Would you like a casserole or a puppy?
0:12.6	Always a slush component.
0:14.1	Dungeons, dragons, and dings.
0:16.2	Del Taco, just the tip.
0:17.8	Steam coming out of my trunk.
0:19.4	Nevercrage!
0:20.8	Hotdlers are jibbering moutors.
0:22.5	Uncle Puberty coming to ruin your life.
0:24.7	Tom had cherry pie.
0:26.9	Cool tech time, such a sweet surprise.
0:29.2	That's 30 minutes of screaming with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning
0:33.4	Stream.
0:34.4	This morning, Billy looked like any other boy, but as the moon rose, he turned into a werewolf.
0:41.7	And he used new paths, Halloween makeup kits, his friends did too.
0:46.2	Look, mics of vampire.
0:48.0	The Morning Stream.
0:59.8	The Morning Stream.
1:01.6	It's Toad's Fath.
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