TMS 2299: I'm A Car Shark

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

I need time off for Chode Maintenance. Do Payphones Have Change Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. Taste The Rainbow, puke The Rainbow. Woah, black pudding, bam a lam. All cats are dicks. Why Don't You Just Use A Tennis Racket? Wonderpig has a big ass. Eggs, Fresh from the Butt. it's the final payphone. Toni Braxton Hicks. I'm Five Again And It's Terrible! That's Not and Ace, It's a Club! Littered With Puffins. Journey to Hellhole Road with Amy. Everything But Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, I need time off for Chode Maintenance.
0:04.3	Do payphones have changed because I like really wanted to know?
0:08.3	Taste the rainbow, puke the rainbow.
0:10.6	Whoa, black pudding, bamblam.
0:12.7	All cats are dicks.
0:14.2	Why don't you just use a tennis racket?
0:16.3	Wonder pig has a big ass.
0:18.6	Eggs, fresh from the butt.
0:20.1	It's the final payphone, doodaloo, doodaloo.
0:23.7	Tony Brexton Hicks.
0:25.4	I'm five again, and it's terrible.
0:27.4	That's not an ace, it's a club.
0:29.4	Littered with puffins.
0:30.7	Journey to hell, whole road with Amy.
0:32.8	Everything but windy and more on this episode of The Morning
0:36.2	Stream.
0:36.8	I just got kicked out of church for seeing the devil.
0:41.8	I thought we hated that motherfucker.
0:43.8	The morning stream, the morning stream, the morning stream,
0:50.0	the morning stream, the morning stream, the morning stream,
0:55.9	the morning stream.
0:57.7	Better than a pound of jam in your pants.
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