TMS 2298: The Leavings of Newman

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2022

⏱️ 113 minutes

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That's not Marvel, It's Canadian. Our Very Own Little Hammond. Giraffes In Space!! The Strawberries Taste Like Vomit and the Chicken Tastes Like Wood. The Taint Is In The Air! Burnt beef flap taint. Let's Test The Beef's Heaters. I like the juice if i'm sitting there. Don't Drop Food On Space Heaters. A plethora of Michaels. I prefer the older leathery Lundgren. Elfquest Had Boobs In It. Do you smell what the oil heater is cooking? Forking off with Tom. Sandwich Recommentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, that's a nut, that's not Marvel, it's Canadian.
0:04.3	Are very old little Hammond.
0:06.0	Giraffes in space!
0:08.4	Strawberries taste like vomit, and the chicken tastes like wood.
0:11.6	The taint is in the air.
0:13.2	Burnt beef flap taint.
0:14.5	Dude, let's test the beef's heaters.
0:17.1	I like the juice if I'm just sitting there.
0:19.0	Don't drop food on space heaters.
0:20.9	A plethora of Michaels.
0:22.5	I prefer the older, leathery lunger.
0:24.8	Elf quest ad bobs in it.
0:26.2	Do you smell what the oil heater is cooking?
0:28.7	Forking off with Tom.
0:30.2	Sandwich, Reckamentals with Randy and more.
0:32.8	On this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:35.6	They got good chicken though.
0:37.2	Shit.
0:38.5	I'm so sorry, good chicken.
0:53.2	No morning stream.
0:54.8	Am I still here?
0:56.0	Hello?
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