TMS 2276: Chips and Nips

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2022

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Pull Her Boobs Out of the Soup. Have You Ever Seen Paper Underwear?!? Even For The 80s, That's A Really Huge Bush. Live, Die, Rinse, Repeat. I Don't Like Naked Sushiiiiiiiii! He's Not Overweight! He's Undertall! Banana Robot? I Don't See the Appeal. Grand Admiral Charlize Thrawn. The more jewelry you wear, they more naked you are. New Colon Smell. Warmly Rejected by Playboy. Banana Success Rate. Carte Blanche to Fart Like the Wind. Everywhere in Colorado is the High Country. 70 Cards gets you a movie. Your emails and calls and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Thanks to Magic Mind for supporting the podcast.
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0:08.2	Go to MagicMind.co slash TMS and use the code TMS at checkout for 20% off.
0:14.4	Coming up on TMS, pull her boobs out of the soup.
0:17.9	Have you ever seen paper underwear?
0:20.2	Even for the 80s, that's a really huge bush.
0:23.2	Live, die, rinse, repeat.
0:25.2	I don't like naked sushi!
0:28.3	He's not overweight, he's under tall.
0:30.4	Banana robot?
0:31.4	I don't see the appeal.
0:32.8	Grand Admiral Charlize Thron.
0:35.2	What the...
0:36.4	The more jewelry you wear, the more naked you are.
0:39.4	New colon smell.
0:40.9	Wormly rejected by Playboy.
0:42.7	Banana's success rate.
0:43.9	Cart Blanche to fart like the wind.
0:45.9	Everywhere in Colorado is the high country.
0:48.7	70 cards gets you a movie.
0:50.7	Your emails and calls and more on this episode of The Morning Stream!
0:55.8	Do you ever worry that they're playing too much Nintendo?
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