TMS 2275: Beef Lube

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2022

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Assault with a Deadly Bunny. The slow fall of a fat man on a bike. Cocked Locked and Ready To Rock. Trader Joe's Horth Paith. Don't Pee on your Knees! Exit Vomit Is Your Vomit. Chafing my moist meat. This Whopper Doesn't Whop. Daily Recommended Bowl of Garbage. Korken?!? I Hardly Know Them! Everywhere all the time up the thing. Soaking in Beef Water. Appropriate Sucking. Bucky's Cheek-Lifters. Small Communities and Small Minds with Steven and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, a salt with a deadly bunny.
0:03.2	The slow fall of a fat man on a bike.
0:05.8	Cocked, locked and ready to rock.
0:07.9	Trader Joe's horse-paste.
0:09.3	Don't pee on your knees.
0:10.5	Exit vomit is your vomit.
0:12.2	Chafing, my moist meat.
0:14.0	This whopper doesn't lock.
0:15.3	Daily-recommended bowl of garbage.
0:17.0	Corrican, I hardly know of them.
0:19.7	Everywhere all the time up the thing.
0:21.7	Soking in beef water.
0:23.1	Appropriate sucking.
0:24.6	Bucky's cheekclifters.
0:25.8	Small communities and small minds with Stephen and Moore.
0:28.8	On this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:30.9	It's been a long time since I got out of bed.
0:33.8	I don't like getting out of bed.
0:35.8	I like wearing them in my bed.
0:37.6	Pickle lovers always insist on a proud pick-off.
0:54.0	F*** off, hairball.
0:55.7	This is The Morning Stream.
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