TMS 2272: Oh Shire

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2022

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

The faucet is beside itself. I'd Like a Sink Combo with Fries. Too Early for a Fish Sandwich Combo? Let's fix the ship's faucet. Ask your doctor if Ivermectin is right for you. Why Don't You Just TELL Me What The Parasite People Are Saying! Accidental Tayzon Day. Deposit Your Pikachus. Oooops I dropped a nut. My Motto Is Eff Me! No Drinking Unless It's At Work! You can make BRICKS!! Meaty Sauce. They Announced Alan Tunic? Just Throw Dynamite at it with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, the faucet is beside itself.
0:03.0	I'd like a stink combo with fries.
0:04.9	Too early to get a fish sandwich combo.
0:06.6	Let's fix the ship's faucet.
0:08.3	Ask your doctor if I ever mectin' is right for you.
0:11.6	Why don't you just tell me what the parasite people are saying?
0:14.5	Accidental tays on day.
0:16.0	Deposit your Pikachu's.
0:17.5	Oops.
0:18.0	I dropped a nut.
0:18.9	My motto is F-me.
0:20.4	No drinking unless it's at work.
0:22.6	You can make bricks!
0:24.5	Me, T-sauce.
0:25.6	They announced Alan Tuneck.
0:26.8	Just throw dynamite at it with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:31.8	Do not be moved to pity.
0:35.6	Do not let your sword go cold.
0:42.0	Your butt is gonna be mad.
0:44.0	The Morning Stream.
0:55.6	I love The Morning Stream.
0:58.0	So I thought I would try introducing The Morning Stream Hose.
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