TMS 2271: Beets Are Made Of Farts

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2022

⏱️ 91 minutes

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It Wasn't The Bus, It Was Me. One Jones away from Darth Vader. The Tadpuds. Spider-Man ReParkered. Playing Jenga with Poo bags. Don't mess with the Hippo Cartels. The Secret of Dumbledoor's Fantastic Beastly Weiner. Y'ever Seen Paper, Shiny and Chrome? Come on, Bono, get your facts straight! We Called The Kirk Tiberius. I prefer robot goats. Throwing toast at Morbius. That's Just What You Gotta Pay for Bike Pants These Days. I Shoulda Stopped Doin Transformahs with Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Thanks to trade coffee for supporting the morning stream, with trade coffee, you get fresh roasted and ethically sourced beans from America's best independent roasters and trade coffee ships free to you as often as you like, whole or ground.
0:12.0	Right now, trade is offering new subscribers a total of $30 off your first order, plus free shipping when you go to drinktrade.com slash TMS.
0:22.0	Coming up on TMS, it wasn't the bus, it was me.
0:25.0	One jones away from Darth Vader.
0:27.0	The tadpods.
0:28.0	Spider-Man, reparkored.
0:30.0	Playing Jenga with poo bags.
0:32.0	Don't mess with the hippocartel.
0:33.0	The secret of Dumbledore's fantastic beastly weiner.
0:36.0	You ever seen paper shining chrome?
0:39.0	Come on, Bono, get your facts straight.
0:41.0	We call the Kirk Tiberius.
0:43.0	I prefer robot goats.
0:44.0	Throwing toast and morbias.
0:46.0	That's just what you gotta pay for bike pants these days.
0:49.0	I should have stopped doing Transformers with major spoilers and more on this episode of
0:54.0	The Morning Stream.
0:55.0	I'm an actor.
0:56.0	But I'm also a very satisfied customer.
0:59.0	With whom you might ask?
1:00.0	Hindals used car and truck sales, of course.
1:03.0	I'm so happy with my used car purchase.
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