TMS 2198: This Is Not My Beautiful Dad

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2021

⏱️ 104 minutes

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0:13.0	go to Jimenez.com slash TMS,
0:16.0	and use the code TMS20 at checkout.
0:18.6	Coming up on TMS, Utility Penis.
0:21.4	Tos dios de los muertos.
0:22.9	Nice.
0:23.7	Pumpkin thieving in Vermont.
0:24.6	Swinging Johnson's.
0:26.0	Brian like the McRib is back.
0:28.1	Well, double snowflake on you.
0:30.1	They soured the chocolate.
0:31.7	Free shirt with a box of scorpions.
0:33.5	I love it when the turkeys yell.
0:35.2	Hiding poop next door.
0:36.7	The war on morons.
0:38.4	Once you go Cadbury, you never go backbury.
0:41.3	All those M-states look the same.
0:43.5	Fun-sized tumble brag.
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