TMS 2197: Monkey Adjacent

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2021

⏱️ 126 minutes

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I Don't Like Hippie BEEEEEEEANS! Trick or Treating Needs Participation, Otherwise It's Just Begging. Brian has a Blacklight. He's a Vegas regular. Send speedos, thongs and lawyers. Throwing hippos under the bus. There are four F's. Jesus eating Mentos. Mung Bean Eating BO Bastard. Larry VonPubis? THAT'S MY DAD! What's Wrong With BOTH OF US?!? What About Hawkeye? Not Marvel? Maybe Alda? Still Hawkeye! Additional Horseshit! Kangaroo on the Surfboard wearing a Santa Hat. Never You Mind What Goes On Down Here with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Fall is here and we could all use a stiff breeze.
0:02.8	That's right.
0:03.7	This episode is brought to you by BluChu.
0:05.6	Guys, confidence can take you far in life,
0:08.2	but let BluChu take you the rest of the way.
0:10.1	BluChu.com and the code TMS.
0:12.6	Coming up on TMS.
0:14.0	I don't like hippie beans.
0:16.9	Trick or treating needs participation.
0:18.7	Otherwise, it's just begging.
0:20.0	Brian has a black light.
0:21.4	He's a vagus regular.
0:22.6	Send speedos, thongs and lawyers.
0:24.5	Throwing hippos under the bus.
0:26.6	They're all for F's.
0:29.0	Jesus eating Mentos.
0:30.6	Mung bean eating.
0:31.5	Beow bastard.
0:32.9	Larry Von Pubus.
0:34.2	That's my dad.
0:35.1	What's wrong with both of us?
0:37.1	And what about Hawkeye, not Marvel, maybe Alda, still Hawkeye?
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