TMS 2168: Meat Juice

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2021

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Put Sugar in that Boy, and Send Him Home with More! Go To Ireland For the Lucky Charms And The Whatnot. Just Lean Back and Look at the Ducks, Man. Male Lard. Conjugal Visits Are NOT Allowed at the Zoo! Lady Maderna. Pull Out Your Thing, Blow on it, and Shove it Back in! Hot Tubs are Water Coolers for Old People! A-Salting your meat with Bobby. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, put sugar in that boy and send him home with more.
0:03.6	Go to Ireland for the lucky charms and the what not.
0:06.3	Just lean back and look at the ducks, man.
0:08.4	Male, lard.
0:09.9	Conjugal visits are not allowed at the zoo.
0:12.2	Lady Mederna, pull out your thing, blow on it and shove it back in.
0:16.0	Hot tubs are water coolers for old people.
0:18.4	Salting your meat with Bobby, therapy Thursday and more.
0:21.5	On this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:24.2	Okay, boys, that's the brief.
0:26.0	It's our first assignment, so make it good.
0:28.8	As you know, your uniforms are in your craft
0:30.8	and must only be worn on call.
0:32.7	Right, father.
0:33.5	Okay, father.
0:34.4	Show thing, dad.
0:35.2	Yeah, father.
0:36.5	Okay, Scott, away you go and keep in touch.
0:39.5	Yes, sir.
0:52.1	The Morning Stream.
0:53.9	This car smells weird.
0:58.9	Good morning, everybody.
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