TMS 2166: Stabby Noodles!

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2021

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Don't Show Me Dildo! The best part of wakin' up, is Cat Butt IN YOUR CUP! Warming the creamer. Beer, Book, Battlestar Galactica. This Lawsuit? Nevermind. This Lawsuit Smells Like Teen Spirit! I left my flip flops in the clip clop. Silly Rabbit, Stabs are for Straights! Michael Rooker's balls are all CGI. Come for the beans, stay for the corn. I left Randy Newman in my hotel room! WE Don't Love Your Parents! You don't sound Nigerian? Experimenting with Tom. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, don't show me Dildo.
0:02.8	The best part of waking up is cat butt in your cup.
0:07.6	Warming the creamer.
0:09.6	Beer book, Battlestar Galactica.
0:11.8	This lawsuit, never mind.
0:13.5	This lawsuit smells like teen spirit.
0:15.4	Oh, two of them in a row.
0:16.3	I left my flip flops in the clip-clops.
0:18.4	Silly rabbit, stabs are for straits.
0:20.4	Michael Rooker's balls are all CGI.
0:22.8	Come for the beans.
0:23.7	Stare for the corn.
0:25.0	I left Randy Newman in my hotel room.
0:27.2	We don't love your parents.
0:29.1	You don't sound Nigerian.
0:32.0	Experimenting with Tom.
0:33.6	Recommendals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:38.5	The laws by which these wings are manipulated
0:41.2	are the old lost laws of weak cosmic motion,
0:45.3	which I have rediscovered.
0:47.4	And it's my strong conviction that by utilizing
0:50.6	these inner universal forces, we shall all be able
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