TMS 2154: Full Twerkle

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2021

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

My name is Twitch and I'm here to say, your channel is blocked for DMCA! Even Taco Bell is Suffering From The Chip Shortage! I DON'T TRUST I M D BEEEEEEEEEEEE! I Would Thumb Up Your Video. Sex & The City... But Old. MY BOOB HURTS! Meningitis Of The TEAT!! Never Tried Breaking Out The Jennifer Tilly! Five Golden Girls Are a Parasite. Not sure whether to apologize to Florida or Ireland. How's The View From Under The Bus? Do you get your nipples pierced at Claire's, because I like really wanted to know. Chicken of the Vaccine! Tipsplaining. Always one day older. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS.
0:01.5	My name is Twitch and I'm here to say your channel is blocked for DMCA.
0:06.1	Even Taco Bell is suffering from the chip shortage.
0:08.8	I don't trust IMBB.
0:12.1	I would thumb up your video.
0:13.3	Sex in the city.
0:14.3	But old.
0:15.1	My boob hurts.
0:16.1	Men in Gytus of the Teet.
0:17.6	Never tried breaking out the Jennifer Tilly.
0:19.6	Five Golden Girls are a parasite.
0:21.7	Not sure whether to apologize to Florida or Ireland.
0:24.6	How's the view from under the bus?
0:26.2	Did you get your nipples pierced at Claire's because I like really wanted to know?
0:30.9	Chicken of the vaccine.
0:32.3	Tips planning.
0:33.1	Always one day older.
0:34.7	Jury duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:39.0	I walk the streets.
0:40.3	I have no fear.
0:41.3	I always know my karate is near.
0:43.6	I never have to fight.
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