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The Morning Stream

TMS 2153: There's A Smell And It's Not Good

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2021

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Do I Look Like I Turn Down Free Food? IT'S THICK! Grampa Lonely Pants only takes checks. It's Not Food, It's Denny's. Bad Diaphragm - Now Your Sprinkler is Pregnant. White Fungus was my High School Wrestling name. The one where Twitch craps out. Tripped, Flipped, and Popped. It's lump, it's lump, it's lump, it's birds nest soup. Drink from the Pink Tube. My Best Friend Phoebe. Use your lips there, fella. The HORNY Melon! Back To Parallel Uneven Bars. All That, and a Headphone Jack! Making things with bill and major spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0

Coming up on TMS.

0:01.7

Do I look like I turned down free food?

0:03.9

It's thick!

0:05.0

Grandpa Lonely Pants only takes checks.

0:07.8

It's not food, it's denies.

0:09.6

Bad diaphragm.

0:10.9

Now you're sprinkler's pregnant.

0:12.8

White fungus was my high school wrestling name.

0:15.1

The one where Twitch craps out.

0:16.9

Tripped, flipped and popped.

0:18.4

It's lump.

0:19.2

It's lump.

0:20.0

It's lump.

0:20.7

It's bird ness soup.

0:22.2

Drink from the pink tube.

0:24.5

My best friend Phoebe.

0:25.8

Use your lips there fella.

0:27.2

The horny melon.

0:28.3

Back to parallel uneven bars.

0:30.2

All that in a headphone jack.

0:31.9

And Steven Schleiker and Bill Durand

0:34.7

making things and comics, stuff,

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