TMS 2144: let’s do X together

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2021

⏱️ 112 minutes

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I think a bird just fell off my shirt! 7 Ingredient Dipshit Supremes. 10 regular size Hamsters or a Hamster sized dog? Monkey Butts and Sugar Science with Bobby. They Were All Along The Watchtower! A public toilet, but for faces! Poorly translated pet water. Bezos Knows a Penis. Selfie Stick... or Lightning Rod? You Just Can't Willy-Nilly" This Stuff!" Gotta go walk the Hamster. What am I to you? A sot? The X-Ray Doodle. Ooops i crapped my pants. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	It's summer, it's camping season, and it's time for you to get Bluetooth at Bluetooth.com.
0:05.3	Try Bluetooth-free when you use our promo code TMS and check out and pay just $5 shipping.
0:10.2	That's Bluetooth.com and the promo code TMS.
0:13.7	Coming up on TMS, I think a bird fell off my shirt.
0:17.0	Seven ingredient dip-ships of creams.
0:19.1	Ten regular-sized hamsters or one hamster-sized dog.
0:22.8	Monkey butts and sugar signs with bobby.
0:25.1	They were all along the watchtower.
0:27.3	A public toilet, but for faces.
0:29.7	Poorly translated pet water.
0:31.4	Bezos knows a penis.
0:33.6	Selfie stick or lightning rod.
0:35.4	You just can't willy-nilly this stuff.
0:37.2	Gotta go walk the hamster.
0:38.9	What am I to you?
0:39.7	A sot?
0:41.2	The X-ray doodle.
0:42.4	Oops, I crept my pants.
0:43.8	Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:47.9	A stranger.
0:48.8	How is it your pants?
0:49.8	They're colors and flared legs.
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