TMS 2143: You Can't Handle the Fruit!

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2021

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Three's Carpentry. Do dogs have fish sandwich because id really like to HONK, aaaaaaaaaahhh! I'm sending you a present so shut the F up. The Pot calling the Kettle Misspelled. Moist Joists. The House of Trembling Madness. Newly Indoctrinated Vaper. 52 Miles or 7 Hours. Stroker Ace was my solo career Porn name. Smarmy Chicken Lord. We asked for more Gwalkmaur but they wouldn't give us anymore Gwalkmaur. How Many Mmmms Does it Take to Get to The Sausage? We have a Fiduciary responsibility to make you lose. Ball Gags and a Box Full of Weapons. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, threes, carpentry, two dogs have fish sandwiches because I'd really like to honk-
0:06.6	Ah! I'm sending you a present, so shut the F up.
0:10.6	The pot calling the kettle nispel. Moist, joists.
0:14.0	The house of trembling madness.
0:16.3	Newly indoctrinated vapor. 52 miles or seven hours.
0:21.6	Stroker Ace was my solo career porn name.
0:24.2	Smarmy chicken lord.
0:25.7	We asked for more guacamole, but they wouldn't give us any more guacamole.
0:29.5	How many ums does it take to get to the sausage?
0:32.8	We have a fiduciary responsibility to make you lose.
0:36.1	All gags and a box full of weapons.
0:38.0	Tom's tech time.
0:39.1	Recommendals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:43.2	There's good reason for my glistening skin.
0:46.4	I eat little babies ice cream.
0:49.1	Uh-huh.
0:49.8	Urbal, derbally, verbal, herbal.
0:59.6	You can't spell the morning stream without remonstrating.
1:07.0	This is The Morning Stream.
1:15.3	Good morning, Wednesday watchers of The Morning Stream.
1:18.0	It is TMS.
1:18.8	I'm Scott Johnson with Brian Ebbett for Wednesday, July 14th, 2021.
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