TMS 2141: Relax and Think of Unicorns

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2021

⏱️ 110 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Petrificus Fungbungulus! QAnon Shaman Mini-fig. It's not that kinda Jerky. To Be Clear, Little People Are Humans. Gonna Pull Back On The T! Mystery Brother Subject. Having a Bit of a Tinky with Gidget. Don't Use 2D Tuna With a 3D Cat. Comedy Week Revenge Guild. Willows little people brownies. Was It Too Early For A Fish Sandwich? Sucks being old, but I'm always horny. Stop Trying To Make Borders Happen! Walking the Beans with Tom...and I Guess Nicole Is Here With Reccomentals, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Thanks to Raycon for supporting the MorningStream.
0:02.7	Get crisp, powerful beats at half the price of other premium audio brands.
0:07.3	Raycon's offering you 15% off your entire order, and here's what you have to do to get it.
0:13.0	Go to buyraycon.com slash MorningStream.
0:16.6	Coming up on TMS, Petrificus, Fungbongilus.
0:20.8	QAnon, Shaman, Minifig.
0:22.5	It's not that kind of jerky.
0:24.0	To be clear, little people are humans.
0:26.2	Gonna have to pull back on that tee.
0:28.4	Mystery brother subject.
0:30.0	Having a bit of a tinky with Gidget.
0:32.0	Don't use 2D tuna with a 3D cat.
0:34.4	Comedy week revenge guild.
0:36.4	Willow's little people brownies.
0:38.0	Was it too early to get a fish sandwich?
0:40.1	Sucks being old, but I'm always horny.
0:42.2	Stop trying to make borders happen.
0:44.3	Lock in the beans with Tom.
0:45.8	And I guess Nicole with recommendels.
0:48.0	And more on this episode of the MorningStream.
0:50.8	You sure got your figure back there.
0:52.8	That's all the exercise washing diapers.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Scott Johnson, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Scott Johnson and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.