TMS 2140: Roundhouse of Refreshment

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

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4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2021

⏱️ 108 minutes

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS. How now, Brown Trout?
0:02.8	Throw that plane away.
0:04.0	A little bit of pee and chlorine never heard anybody.
0:06.8	Hello, my name is Halpina to bottom. Welcome to my basement.
0:11.2	The Cheetah in Tarzan was a monkey, right?
0:13.3	Wellness. The hippie swear word.
0:15.3	Intermittent junk slathering.
0:17.2	We're asked for more bees, but they wouldn't give us any more bees.
0:20.8	Doing math with candy man and beetle juice.
0:23.3	Sitting in the yard with water in a popsicle.
0:25.4	Minnesota 10, LA 2.
0:27.3	Sorry, I have an itch.
0:28.7	They're apes not monkeys, but we don't care.
0:31.3	Swimming in the family soup with Wendy.
0:33.6	And more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:37.2	Steady pack after pack smoking.
0:39.6	Is the only sensible way to tell how a cigarette will get along with your throat?
0:43.8	Pipe down hers with your pipe down.
0:55.8	The morning stream.
0:57.7	Better than a pound of jam in your pants.
1:05.6	Hello everyone and welcome to TMS.
1:07.9	It's The Morning Stream for Wednesday, July 7th, 2021.
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