TMS 2136: Don't Tickle Your Rat

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2021

⏱️ 107 minutes

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These Fecal Flakes Taste Like Crap. The Gun Added 8 Pounds. What's David Letterman's beard doing these days? You know it's got talent. Let's talk about my butt! I Could Really Go For A Cucumber. Cheap Medal Bastards. A Pelt Away from a Q-Anon Shaman. The Seth Rogan Experience! Flat Earth Confirmed! Butt Butter... Now in Tubes! Meat Based Best Friends. He also believes in Aliens. Der Terk Er Gerns. Dust Collecting with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, these fecal flakes taste like crap.
0:02.8	The gun added eight pounds.
0:04.6	What's David Letterman's beard doing these days?
0:06.5	You know it's got talent.
0:07.7	Hey, let's talk about my butt.
0:09.2	I could really go for a cucumber.
0:10.9	Cheap, metal, bastards.
0:12.7	A pelt away from a QAnon shaman.
0:14.8	The Seth Rogen experience of flat earth confirmed.
0:18.8	Buttbutter, now in tubes.
0:20.8	Meat-based friends.
0:22.5	He also believes in aliens.
0:24.1	Dirt-Turk-Er-Gerns.
0:26.2	Dust-collecting with Bill.
0:27.6	Major spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:31.0	You've never seen the task force from up here on my bridge, have you?
0:34.6	No, sir, I haven't.
0:36.2	Do you like it, too?
0:37.4	Very much so.
0:38.4	Snap off that light.
0:39.5	We'll go out and have a look.
0:41.0	Wendy, not a chance.
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