TMS 2135: Preparation Level H

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2021

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Frank Zappa Was The Mother of Invention. It Rubs the Lotion on the Nips or else it gets the chafffff. Shit N Slide. Can I talk to you about your extended Anus warranty? Blowing Monkeys for Science. Wild Cocked Tuna. Every Time a Penguin Gets a Shoe a Kitten Gets an Anus. Thinly Spread Layer Upon The Choad. Quick Review: Meh. Monkeys Exposing Themselves With Bobby. Jim Henson's Viking Babies: BORKA! BORKA! A Brownish, Refreshing Cola-Looking Drink. I'd Curb-Side The SHIT Out Of That Place! Frogpants OnlyFans. The Roaring 2020's with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, Frank Zappa was the mother of invention.
0:03.4	It rubs the lotion on the nips or else it gets the chaff.
0:07.5	Shitting slide!
0:08.7	Can I talk to you about your extended anus warranty?
0:11.0	Blowing monkeys for science.
0:12.7	Wild cocked tuna.
0:14.2	Every time a penguin gets a shoe, a kitten gets an anus.
0:17.6	Then at least spread layer upon the choke.
0:20.3	Rick review?
0:21.4	May.
0:22.1	Monkeys exposing themselves with Bobby.
0:24.2	Jim Henson's Viking Babies, Borka Borka.
0:26.8	Abronish refreshing, Cola-like drink.
0:29.2	I'd curbside this shit out of that place.
0:31.6	Frog fans, only fans.
0:33.0	The roaring 2020s with Wendy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:38.1	On a deck that's a highway.
0:41.2	The cold wind in my hair.
0:44.4	Warm smell of colliders.
0:47.7	Rising up through the air.
0:50.0	What a hunk of woman.
1:00.2	If you'll excuse me, it's time to make the world say for democracy.
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