TMS 2133: Taint Paint?

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2021

⏱️ 73 minutes

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The Sprinkler Man Waits for NO ONE! What's your Waifu password. A Donkey on the Lamb. The Birth of Venus or David's Penis. STOP THE MONKEYS! He Can't Schwing Very Hard Any More! Prime Day has just gotten too commercial. I Like a Good Hillbilly in the City Story. Where do I put my possum? A Crumbling Facade of a Joke. Grease is the problem I have with Nut Butter. Go Kiss An Onion Ring. Can't wait for Integration Test Season 2. Live, From New York, It's Tuesday Morning with Justin and More on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, the sprinkler man waits for no one.
0:03.7	What's your waifu password?
0:05.1	A donkey on the lamb.
0:06.6	The birth of Venus or David's penis.
0:08.4	Stop the monkeys!
0:09.9	He can't swing very hard anymore.
0:11.9	Prime days just gotten too commercial.
0:13.6	I like a good hillbilly in the city story.
0:15.6	Where do I put my possum?
0:17.1	A crumbling façade of a joke.
0:18.8	Greece is the problem I have with nut butter.
0:21.0	Go kiss an onion ring.
0:22.1	Can't wait for integration test season two.
0:24.8	Live from New York!
0:26.2	It's Tuesday morning with Justin and more on this episode of...
0:29.9	The Morning Stream!
0:31.6	There's another kind of sandwich I like.
0:34.3	Peanut butter in mayonnaise.
0:37.0	Just put peanut butter on one side.
0:39.2	Manage on the other.
0:40.4	Slap them together.
0:41.9	And they're just sandwich.
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