TMS 2132: A Party Every Few Inches

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2021

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

A Priest, a Mountain Biker, and 14 Ibbotts Walk Into a Bar. Why was your Battle Cry Shit on Me? Don't Toss Grandma off a bridge. Words you never want to hear your Mother say. What is Bukkake? The NUT Part Is Emphasized! You Need a Permit to Spread Grandma. Quarter Cocked Caravan Of Cars. IT'S A TARP!!!!! Park Icon not to Scale. No Scratch, Just Half a Bush. In Soviet Russia, Tella Nuts You! The 80s Creeped up my butt and stayed there! I only watch the games for the nostril hair. Attracting No Drama Magnets. Making Things With Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, a priest, a mountain biker, and 14 Ibitz walk into a bar.
0:04.5	Why was your battle cry shit on me?
0:06.5	Don't toss grandma off a bridge.
0:08.4	Words you never want to hear your mother say,
0:10.4	What is Bukkaki?
0:12.2	The nut part is emphasized.
0:15.8	That's a poor order.
0:16.5	You need a poor order.
0:17.5	We put those in those two.
0:18.6	But anyway, that's fine.
0:20.7	Hey, you need a permit to spread grandma.
0:23.3	Quarter cocked caravan of cars.
0:26.0	It's a tarp.
0:28.1	Park icon is not to scale.
0:29.9	No scratch, just half a bush.
0:31.5	In Soviet Russia, tell a nut to you.
0:33.9	The 80s creeped up my button, stayed there.
0:36.2	I only watched the games for the nostril hair.
0:38.1	Attracting no drama magnets.
0:40.1	Making things with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:44.6	Look at you.
0:45.9	You're a wreck, you stink.
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