TMS 2122: Pumping Bee Juice!

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2021

⏱️ 101 minutes

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We Haven't Had A Solid Bee Sting In Years. It's Not Called Oooloo! We Asked For More Fish Cheeks But They Didn't Have Any More Fish Cheeks. Leave the grapenuts, take the cannoli. Don't bother me when I'm dead. I Don't Like Bull Testeeeeeeeeeeees!!! ARE YOU IN?? My foam is now fully erect. Lisa, can I borrow your phone? She's A Small Part Of The Game With Two HUGE Parts! Nuthin' but the Nut. Take That, Chicken Effers! Heart of Hearts and Guts of Guts. A Very Less Quiet Place 2. Opening a brothel with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by Rise, a science-based app that makes it easy to improve your sleep and daily energy.
0:06.4	Go to RiseScience.com slash TMS, and download the Rise app today and try it for free for seven days.
0:13.7	Coming up on TMS, we haven't had a solid beasting in years.
0:17.7	It's not called Oulu.
0:19.5	We asked for more fishcheeks, but they didn't have any more fishcheeks.
0:23.1	Leave the grape nuts, take the canole.
0:24.8	Don't bother me when I'm dead.
0:26.3	I don't like bull-tests-dee.
0:30.0	Are you in?
0:30.9	My phone is now fully wrecked.
0:33.0	Lisa, can I borrow your phone?
0:34.8	She's a small part of the game with two huge parts.
0:37.7	Nothing but the nut.
0:38.8	Take that chicken efforts.
0:40.4	Heart of hearts and glutes.
0:42.0	Sorry, guts of guts.
0:43.5	A very less quiet place too.
0:45.6	Opening a brothel with Jerry and Moore on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:50.0	Let's use some very special photography to compress the whole job of preparing a meal
0:54.7	into a few seconds of time.
0:56.4	It is another rainy day today in Pennsylvania.
1:10.4	This is The Morning Stream.
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