TMS 2121: Don't Woo In My Car!

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2021

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Do You Even Lyft In Vegas, Bro?? STEVE AND BRIAN ARE ON DRUGS! Gidgit's time of the month. That is so ReeeeeeeDICULOUS. Don't Take The Piss, Brian! Two Weeks In Vegas Makes a Cover-Driver Humble... If I Hear a Woot, You Get The Boot! Colonel-tested, Colonel-approved. Ain't No Rides for the Wooish. Putting Love-Hearts On This Bastard! Schwan's Guy at the door. Tarps and Barf Bags. Will Smith's Eurovision. I was only a little stoned and drunk. The Only Thing Scott Knows About Iceland: BJORK. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by Rise, a science-based app that makes it easy to improve your sleep and daily energy.
0:06.5	Go to RiseScience.com slash TMS, and download the Rise app today and try it for free for seven days.
0:13.8	Coming up on TMS, do you ever lift in Vegas, bro?
0:17.5	Steve and Brian are on drugs!
0:19.6	Gidgets time of the month!
0:20.9	That is so ridiculous!
0:23.9	Don't take the piss, Brian.
0:25.2	Two weeks in Vegas makes a cover driver humble.
0:29.1	If I hear a woot, you get the boot!
0:31.1	Colonel tested.
0:32.0	Colonel approved.
0:32.9	Ain't no rides for the Wuish.
0:34.4	Put the love hearts on this bastard.
0:36.1	Shwan's guy at the door.
0:37.2	Tarps in barf bags.
0:38.8	Will Smith's Eurovision.
0:40.4	I was only a little stoned and drunk.
0:42.6	The only thing Scott knows about Iceland.
0:44.8	York!
0:45.3	And more!
0:46.4	Wendy, by the way, there'd be Thursday and more.
0:48.9	I said this so tough.
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