TMS 2075: Sippin on Gin and Raisins

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2021

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Don't put all your eggs in one a-hole. Get Some Johnson and Johnson in your Johnson. Same Story, Irregardless Of Man Or Lady Parts! Assassin's Creed: Enema. Rectum? Darn Near Scrambled 'Em! Build a Bot to Lick your Butt. What Was The Egg That Broke The Camel's Anus?? How do you make Egg Salad? Warning! Lacquer thinner is not, I repeat NOT, a haircare product. I Still Don't Have Arthritis! Thanks Raisins! Do you like new country or racist country? Isn'€™t there a chimp who is a detective called something Chimp? Terminae. There should only be one, highlander Film and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:16.4	Coming up on TMS, don't put all your eggs in the same a-hole.
0:19.7	Get some Johnson and Johnson in your Johnson.
0:22.6	Same story, irregardless of a man or lady parts.
0:26.1	Assessence, Creed, and a mach.
0:27.8	Keep adding words.
0:28.6	Rectum, damn near, stramble them.
0:31.0	Build a bot to lick your butt.
0:32.5	What was the egg that broke the camel's anus?
0:34.9	How do you make egg salad?
0:36.2	What?
0:36.8	Warning, lacquer thinner is not, I repeat, not a hair care product.
0:41.2	I still don't have arthritis.
0:42.8	Thanks, raisins.
0:43.8	Do you like new country or racist country?
0:46.2	Isn't there a champ who has the detective called something champ?
0:50.0	Terminate.
0:51.0	There should be only one Highlander film and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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