TMS 2074: Soup whiskey

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2021

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Join for the Meat, stay for the Gravy. Mars Rover, Mars Rover, Let Dirt Come Over. How to Gently Scold a Lynx. Look At My Wand!! I don'™t like Logitech Geeeeeeee Hub. A pipe bomb for a boy is a little on the nose. Ya think? Grandma Butterbean Fell Out Today. She was a Nunko Pop. I Will Rip Off My Clothes, Please Put it in Me. Beautiful assistants never have a name. 3 Corpses & a Soundboard was my college porn website name. 1-Eyed Weirdos on Mars. A Three Inch Wide Rabbit Hole! Rueben Smells Like Beef and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:16.4	Coming up on TMS, join for the meat, stay for the gravy.
0:20.3	Mars rover, Mars rover, let dirt come over.
0:23.2	How to gently scold the links.
0:25.2	Look at my wand!
0:26.5	I don't like Logitech G!
0:29.6	Uh, pipe on for a boy is a little on the nose, don't you think?
0:32.9	Grandma Butterbeen fell out today.
0:34.8	She was a non-co-pop.
0:36.3	I will rip off my clothes, please put it in me.
0:39.2	Beautiful assistants never have a name?
0:41.2	Three corpses, and a soundboard was my college porn website name.
0:44.8	One I had weirdos on Mars, a three-inch wide rabbit hole.
0:48.4	Ruben smells like beef, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:54.3	You know, in several girls' colleges, they have a course in good grooming
0:57.7	for which they give regular college credit.
1:00.9	And believe it or not, one full period is devoted to teaching girls how to wash their
1:05.6	faces, but you don't need to go to college to learn that.
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