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Morning, everyone. Welcome to TMS. It is February 4th, 2021 with Scott and Brian,

and Brian, I have a question for you right off the top of the show. You ready for it?

Right off the bat, okay. When was the first time you heard that picture elements

is the long form of pixels? I imagine I've heard that before, but I've completely forgotten

about it until now. I was like, oh, really pixel, picture element. I work with pixels every day

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