TMS 2061: No Monkey Union

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2021

⏱️ 105 minutes

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How much for a weekly Jerk? 60% Dad Jokes, 40% Bacon! What About Pac-Man? Pac-Man? Maybe Pac-Man? Rheeeeeeeeeonnnnnn Johnnnsonnnnnnnnnn!!! Attack of the Solanine Tomatoes. One of the Sheep could be a Goat! Dangling from the Tank Butt. Forced Monkey Labor. Buttery Hot Meat Flavored Wine. This PotatoCast is Tuberular. I drink to forget what is healthy for me. Non Stop Pooper Machines. I'mma Letchu Finish, But Sonic is the Greatest Video Game Franchise of All Time. Say Metal Gear Again, I Dare Ya. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Thanks to ExpressVPN for supporting the morning stream.
0:02.7	Did you know that your internet service provider like Comcast Verizon, whoever,
0:06.1	knows every single website you visit, go to expressvpn.com slash TMS,
0:12.7	and you can get an extra three months free.
0:14.9	Coming up on TMS.
0:16.1	How much for a weekly jerk?
0:17.8	60% dead jokes, 40% bacon.
0:20.4	What about Pac-Man?
0:21.2	Pac-Man?
0:21.7	Maybe Pac-Man?
0:22.5	Riiiion Johnson!
0:25.7	Attack of the Solanine Tomatoes.
0:28.1	One of the sheep could be a goat.
0:29.9	Dengling from the tank butt.
0:31.3	Fost monkey labor.
0:33.1	Buttery hot meat flavored wine.
0:35.4	This potato cast is tuberular.
0:38.2	You got it.
0:39.6	I drink to forget what is healthy for me.
0:41.8	These are non-stop pooper machines.
0:44.7	I'm gonna let you finish, but Sonic is the greatest video game franchise of all time.
0:48.8	Same middle gear again, I dare you.
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