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The Morning Stream

TMS 2059: Who's Brimley

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2021

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Summary

HERE WE GO WITH TRUMP AGAIN! Is It Too Early For A Chicken Sandwich? Shitbreaker Colon Furnacehole. God Australian humor is weird. He makes a better Phillip! Is That a Two Car Garage or Are You Just Happy To Park Here? Midnight in Bangkok where the girls go fumble. I Died, But No Big Deal. Skinny Fat People is the name of my Fatboy Slim Cover Band. Make your Mouth Taste Good. Lava Tools. Floating Dude in a Suit. I don't say reeeeses peecieeeeees! A Tower of Seaweed and Snot. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The holidays are over and it's all too common to set those health goals that never actually stick.

0:05.4

Well, this episode is sponsored by Monk Pack who can help you do that.

0:08.4

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0:14.8

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0:20.1

the code TMS at check out. Coming up on TMS, here we go and drop again!

0:26.0

Is it too early for a chicken sandwich?

0:28.0

Shitbreaker colon furnace hole.

0:30.0

God Australian humor is weird.

0:32.0

He makes a better...

0:33.0

Filipp!

0:34.0

Is that a two-car garage or you just happy to park here?

0:36.0

Midnight in Bangkok where the girls go fumble.

0:40.0

I died, but no big deal.

0:42.0

Skinny fat people is the name of my fat boy slim cover band.

0:45.4

Make your mouth taste good.

0:47.1

Love it, tools!

0:48.1

floating dude in a suit.

0:49.4

I don't say Reese's pees, peeses. A of Seaweed and Snut.

0:55.1

Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

0:59.7

Most of the greatest contributions and biggest messes in history have been made by two kinds of brains, the devious and the literal.

1:07.8

Go hi, this is Brian, something obviously is going weird.

1:13.0

the morning stream.

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