TMS 2058: Gradient Filter Mutton Chops

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2021

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Where Do Mutton Chops Start on a Bald Man? Looked Like Jesus, Smelled Like a Homeless Guy. Dantoine Is Like Tatooine, But Has Dan And Is Worse. It's Similar to Bitcoin, in that You'll Never Understand It. You May Know Shaq from Such Things as Basketball. Walkin into more cowbell. Wilhelm Brand Potato Chips. Next Up On AMC: The Short Shorts! Bulging Out Of My Torso! Never go full monkey tail beard. Ellipses for Days. Remember the Sketch That Jimmy Fallon Ruined by Laughing? Potato Based Economy. Do you remember, the 9th of the 12th is September! Tom's Tech Time! Leotards without Bras with Nicole, and more, on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:18.1	Coming up on TMS, where do mutton chops start on the bald man?
0:21.4	Looked like Jesus, smelled like a homeless guy. Dan? Looked like Jesus.
0:22.5	Smelt like a homeless guy.
0:23.8	Dantween is like Tatuene, but has Dan and it's worse.
0:27.2	It's similar to Bitcoin in that you'll never understand it.
0:29.8	You may know shack from such things as basketball.
0:32.7	Walking into more cow bell.
0:34.4	Will hem brand potato chips.
0:36.3	Next up on ANC, the short shorts.
0:38.5	Bulging out of my torso.
0:40.2	Never go full monkey tail beard.
0:42.4	Ellipsies for days.
0:44.0	Remember the sketch that Jimmy Fallon ruined by laughing?
0:46.0	All of them then?
0:48.0	Potato-based economy.
0:49.0	Do you remember the 9th of the 12th is September?
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