TMS 2056: Battle Colon!

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2021

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

After 10 years you'd think we'd figure it out by now. I Don't Like Tom Bradyyyyyyyyyy. Is water blue? Cause like I really want to know. Foam Finger And Suspenders. Improperly Using it on my Face. When a kid comes along, herniate it. Sorry, I Broke Your Wind Present. Face Toupe. TMS: 60% gray 40% not. We used to bounce things off mom. We Lost, It's Clearly Your Fault. Hummingbirds are squirrely. You ever do it with an insect? The Maturity Stunters. Shooting Birds with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Growing up, cereal was one of the best parts of being a kid.
0:04.0	But I had to give it up because I realized it was too full of sugar and junk.
0:08.0	I really shouldn't eat that stuff.
0:10.0	Go to magic spoon.com slash TMS and grab a variety pack and try it today and be sure to use
0:15.2	our promo code TMS at check out and save $5 off your order.
0:19.3	Coming up on TMS, after 10 years you'd think we'd figure it out by now.
0:23.5	I don't like stupid Tom Brady.
0:26.5	Is water blue because I'd like really wanted to know?
0:29.7	Foam finger and suspenders.
0:31.5	Improperly using it on my face.
0:33.4	When a kid comes along, herniate it.
0:36.0	Sorry, I broke your wind present.
0:38.2	Face to pay.
0:39.1	TMS, 60% gray, 40% not.
0:41.9	We used to bounce things off mom. We lost it's clearly your fault.
0:45.8	Hummingbirds are squirrely. You ever do it with an insect? The maturity stuntters.
0:50.4	Shooting birds with Bill. Major spoilers and more on this episode of the 10th anniversary of the morning stream.
0:58.0	Slamshifters. Tough, hot, diecast collectible cars you don't push around slam shifters.
1:04.7	That's me see fun. It's Harley and me and me and you in the tree.
1:17.0	It's Harley and me and you in the tree.
1:21.0	This is the morning stream.
1:23.0	What better way to celebrate 10 years of TMS than to fubble up my keyboard four times in a row.
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