TMS 2055: Mermie Sanders Bemes

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2021

⏱️ 101 minutes

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That's A Full-On Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Tumor Relocation Services. A Guy Died In My Room Last Night!! Sucking Up Old Cheese and Mud. 4 and a half is less than 20 million. Corrections from John in the Back. Nick's Got A Mighty Convoy! I'm Gonna Kick You In The Testicles, Even If You're A Lady! Going to the Sorting Hat in the sky. Kitchen Monster Clog Hole. Don't Shoot Me In The Face with Vaccine! History sighs and repeats itself. We Could Use Less Giant Weiners. Sorry Folks, Riot's Full! Moose Out Front Shoulda Told Ya! Here, have some Science with Bobby. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:18.1	Coming up on TMS.
0:19.5	That's a full-on pea!
0:22.1	Toomer relocation services. Aumor relocation services.
0:24.0	A guy died in my room last night.
0:26.0	Sucking up old cheese and mud.
0:28.0	Four and a half is less than 20 million.
0:30.0	Corrections from John in the back.
0:32.0	Nick's got a mighty... Oh. Nick's got a mighty...
0:34.0	Oh, Nick's got a mighty convoy.
0:36.0	Something do the thing.
0:37.0	Hey, I'm going to kick you in the testicles, even if you are a lady.
0:40.0	Going to the sorting hat in the sky.
0:42.0	Kitchen monster clog hole.
0:43.5	Don't shoot me in the face with a vaccine.
0:45.2	History size and repeats itself.
0:47.0	We could use less giant weiners.
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