TMS 2053: Bubblegum Squash

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2021

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Yawning Tiger, Hidden Dragon. This Candle Smells Like my Kaivax. My divorce was freeeeeeeeee. Scott hates balls in his tea. the vag, the vag, the vag is on fire! Men Are Spiders, Women Are Kittens. Ya when you put it that way it's still gross. Donny Pneumatic. Gwyneth's Explosive Vagandle. PEN15 Could Not Be Done With Dudes. Brokeback Bathtub. Taco Submergible. O'Hare He Didn't. Brining sexy back with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Growing up, cereal was one of the best parts of being a kid.
0:04.0	But I had to give it up because I realized it was too full of sugar and junk.
0:08.0	I really shouldn't eat that stuff.
0:10.0	Go to magic spoon.com slash TMS and grab a variety pack and try it today and be sure to use
0:15.2	our promo code TMS at check out and save $5 off your order.
0:19.3	Coming up on TMS, Yawning Tiger Hidden Dragon.
0:22.1	This candle smells like my kivacs.
0:24.0	My divorce was free!
0:26.0	Scott hates balls in his tea.
0:28.0	The vage, the vage, the vage is on fire.
0:31.0	Men are spiders, women are kittens.
0:33.2	Yeah, when you put it that way, it's still gross.
0:35.7	Donnie-Numatic.
0:36.6	Gweneth's explosive vajandal.
0:38.8	Penn 15 could not be done with dudes.
0:40.9	Broke-back bathtub.
0:42.3	Taco Submergable. Oh, hare he didn't. done with dudes
0:43.4	Dudes Brokeback bathtub.
0:42.2	Taco Submergable.
0:43.5	Oh, Hare, he didn't.
0:44.7	Bring in sexy back with jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:49.7	Hi, I invited Robert for dinner.
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