TMS 2052: Cranial Wessels

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2021

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Surgery in 10 hours or less or the crusty bread is free. Don't Dink with Pants when a Girl is Waiting. You can lead a nerd to Firefly, but you can't make them wash. 3 Stories Tall, 8 Feet Wide. Chaley Chucho. Kaley Cocoa for CooCoo Puffs. Poo As Big As A Volkswagon. Tea Cup Rat Dog. Too Close to the Penis Face. As Thick As A Trailer. Rhymer Whiner. Who Didnt Shoot JR. Edith? Ask your grandparents! Bill Duran: Still Tacky after 10 years! Comic Reviews and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, surgery in 10 hours or less or the crusty bread is free.
0:04.0	Don't dink with pants when a girl is waiting.
0:06.3	You can lead a nerd to Firefly, but you can't make them wash.
0:09.5	Three stories tall, eight feet wide.
0:11.6	Chely Chocchio. That's Chocco for Kukupuffs.
0:15.0	Pooh as big as a Volkswagen.
0:16.0	Tea cup rat dog.
0:18.0	Too close to the penis face.
0:20.0	As thick as a trailer.
0:21.0	Rheimer Weiner.
0:22.0	Who didn't shoot J.R?
0:23.7	Edith, ask your grandparents.
0:25.6	Bill Duran still tacky after 10 years.
0:28.1	Comic reviews and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:32.0	Now relive the magical adventures of the movie Willow with these amazing characters that bring the story to life.
0:37.0	There's the heroic sordman, Matt Bartigan.
0:40.0	I don't want this war for you?
0:41.0	The evil sorceress, Beth Morda, the dreaded General Cave, all crushed the rebels!
0:47.0	And brave Willow himself!
0:49.9	The epic battles good versus evil.
0:52.6	You can bring the magic of Willow home with collectible figures, vehicles, and accessories.
0:57.0	Each sold separately.
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