TLDRI: Gabe Welcomes John Blakeslee To Internet Hatred
Best Gabe Ever
Gabe S. Dunn | Noted Bisexual Inc.
4.8 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 15 April 2026
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Summary
Gabe and John Blakeslee, writer and policy researcher, talk about his and Allison Raskin's son Parker's name as well as red state/blue state names. r/fuckyouinparticular brings a story about an ape who broke out of his cage just to attack one specific other ape. Gabe's mom gave him a shirt from the 80s commemorating Key West seceding from the United States. A teenager tricks artists into designing free art for him using rage bait. How do we deal with aggressive petition getters on the street?
Trigger warning at 22:38 mention of sexual assault
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to T-L-D-R-I. Too Long did read it. |
| 0:09.0 | Everyone's favorite show that Allison Raskin invented. |
| 0:16.6 | Every episode, we salute her. |
| 0:19.2 | And this week especially because we have her husband back. |
| 0:22.1 | For his second episode, John, do you want to tell my audience who you are and what you do as a human? |
| 0:26.9 | As a human being on this earth, I walk about as a writer, I do some policy research. |
| 0:34.0 | And I am the dog parent to sugar and phantom and I'm also the human phantom |
| 0:39.4 | human father to Parker little Parker those are the those are the big things DJ PJ |
| 0:45.6 | DJ PJ good time what good time band DJ PG's good time good time band for cruise ships |
| 0:52.7 | and bar mitzboess. Yeah, exactly. |
| 0:54.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:55.1 | Which is the name of our group chat. |
| 0:57.9 | Also, so I met a guy named PJ at like an activist thing. |
| 1:02.0 | And then my new neighbor next door is named Parker. |
| 1:04.6 | And whenever I say, like, so when I meet someone and I go, oh, my God, it's so crazy, my best friend just had a baby named Parker. |
| 1:11.0 | Or oh, my best friend just had a baby named Parker. Oh, my best friend just had a baby. Or call PJ or whatever. No one is as excited as I am to share when I share that information. Like I'm like, oh my God. And they're like, okay, cool. And what I'm doing is saying there's someone else with your name, which is so exciting to me and not exciting to the other person at all. At all. Yeah. I find that like since we named Tim |
| 1:29.0 | Parker, I'm seeing the name Parker everywhere in this way. But like maybe it was always there, |
| 1:35.0 | but I just wasn't paying attention because it wasn't meaningful to me. Because I know that like |
| 1:38.8 | people have the name Parker. Like I knew a guy named Parker. Right. But I've known like one person in my life named Parker |
| 1:46.3 | and now constantly and now I'm seeing it everywhere at least it's not in the top names I just oh my God |
| 1:52.4 | I saw this thing that was like top names for babies in blue states and top names for babies in |
| 1:58.1 | red states the babies in red states there were three different spellings of Oakley. Really? Yes. What is that from? Just the last company? No, I truly don't know. Like, Oakley took off like a bullet. And I don't know why. I'm going to look up. Why is Oakley such a popular name? Is it a regional thing or is it red, state, blue? |
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