Straight To Hell, Do Not Pass Go with Cerise Castle
Best Gabe Ever
Gabe S. Dunn | Noted Bisexual Inc.
4.8 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 22 April 2026
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
Reporter Cerise Castle joins the show to talk about a man who invests all of his and his girlfriend's in vintage cheese. A man makes his new partner say hello to his shitty ex when she comes by the house. An employee wonders if she's the asshole for snitching on a co-worker. Is it wrong that a woman spoke to her co-worker's sheltered daughter about Mulan? r/maliciouscompliance brings someone gaming a shipping denial from his office. We are not covering Brenda's shift, okay???
note: A worker started drilling near Gabe's head and he had to record in a closet and then the sound followed him so you can hear it at one point please enjoy
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Best Gabe Ever. I'm your host, Gabe Dunn. And with me today, we have |
| 0:07.9 | Cerise Castle. If you don't know who she is, you don't pay attention to me enough. |
| 0:11.7 | Serise, do you want to tell my audience who you are and what you do? |
| 0:14.1 | Hi, I'm Cerise Castle. I am a reporter based in Los Angeles. I cover inequality for Capitol |
| 0:20.1 | in Maine and have a long-term obsession with the Los Angeles |
| 0:23.9 | County Sheriff's Department. |
| 0:26.3 | What a fun thing to have an obsession with. |
| 0:28.8 | So this will have nothing to do with that. |
| 0:30.9 | On this show, we're going to be giving silly goose advice that's based on things that I found |
| 0:36.1 | on Reddit that blew my mind. |
| 0:38.3 | Actually, when I was in college, we used to have this bit because somebody wrote an article |
| 0:43.4 | for our paper. Shout out if it was you. Sorry if it was you. They submitted a review of the |
| 0:48.7 | film Smoking Aces. This is to the Berkeley Beacon. To the Berkeley Beacon. Seriously, I went to the same college. |
| 0:54.9 | Yeah, the Berkeley Beacon, they submitted a review of the film Smoke and Aces. |
| 0:59.9 | The first sentence of it was, smoke and aces was blew my mind away. |
| 1:03.8 | And then for the rest of college, we would say it was blew my mind away. |
| 1:07.8 | And I still find myself saying it now, even though the inside joke is not |
| 1:11.6 | relevant, but it is stuck in my vocabulary. So these was blew my mind away. Let's start out with |
| 1:17.6 | why save for a house or a car when you could spend 18.5K on cheese? Am I overreacting? My girlfriend |
| 1:25.5 | left me over a cheese wheel. |
| 1:31.7 | The answer is yes. I've sent you these beforehand. |
| 1:36.7 | How are you on cheese? You like cheese? Not that much. Does anyone like cheese that much? |
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