TJG: The Premiere of Real Housewives of Miami!

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🗓️ 12 June 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Welcome back to the women of Real Housewives of Miami! Alexia and Todd divorcing! Larsa and Marcus breaking up! Larsa and Lisa friendship break up! Julia trying to do something against our girl, Guerdy (NO!)! Adriana switching to Team Alexia! Kiki getting the yacht! Is Jody AI or an alien? Raise a mojito and come judge with us!

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0:00.0	Welcome back to two judgey girls. This is Mary from the Bay.
0:18.1	And it's Courtney from L.A. And we've got another summer premiere, Real Housewives of Miami. And is this a season seven? Perhaps. I think so. I think it is. Season seven. Episode one. Let me just tell you, by the time this airs, within two days, I will be in Miami.
0:39.8	I was thinking about that. I'm watching this show. I was like, all I want to do is go to Miami.
0:43.8	I've never been. It just looks like a blast. Me too. I've never, I haven't been as an adult.
0:49.1	How many nights will you be there? In Miami. Well, I'm doing, it's a bachelor party. So we have, we'll have two nights in Miami.
0:59.8	Which you just muted yourself, Mary. But I feel like it's probably like a Vegas where two nights is probably plenty. You know what I mean?
1:07.9	The only reason we're staying like the second night is to recover from the first night. Oh, I see. You're like, we can't get on that plane. Well, there's one Delta flight that leaves from Miami at 7 a.m. Like one nonstop. So I can't. Don't ask me to do that. I'll just lay by a pool, you know? Yeah. But then you're going to get on it the next day. Yeah, but I'll be rested by then. Totally, totally. You know, and that will be the end of my vacay, which is sad, which is sad. But I will tell you, I'm glad that the show is back because it's going to revive me for, like, I'll just be watching it this whole season and be like I was in that I was in the vicinity of that area I did not go to any of these
1:49.3	places but I was in the vicinity and that's important I mean this I was worried I don't know why I was
1:56.4	worried I shouldn't have been well definitely no definitely. No need to be worried.
2:01.6	No need to be worried.
2:03.4	We've got divorces.
2:05.9	We've got breakups.
2:08.3	We've got egos.
2:10.4	We've got broken up friendships.
2:12.5	I mean, and we've got bright colors because they know how to dress.
2:16.6	They feel as like there is a lot going on.
2:18.7	And I couldn't help but notice the picture of the housewives.
2:23.3	There's only five of them.
2:25.3	Because Nicole's gone.
2:27.1	It just felt.
2:28.2	Is Stephanie going to be a housewife when she's introduced later?
2:33.7	Oh, no, I guess she's just a friend of.
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