Welcome back to two judgy girls. This is Mary from the Bay.

And it's Courtney from L.A. These ladies of Rhode Island,

they are giving it to us week after week. I am so obsessed with them. I'm actually obsessed with

Brian this week. I love watching this man. I mean, seeing his doctor secrets. That was probably my favorite

part of the entire episode. He was wasted. Like, chatty, Kathy, two tequila shots is the combo

to get into Brian's vaults. Two tequila shots, one martini, then he switched to a different

vodka drink.

That man was like, oh dear God, and he was making me giggle.

He said, yeah, I got to try the product.

I microdoso Zempic when I'm feeling a little flubby.

When I get too thin, I do some steroids.

Oh, I'm feeling a little jolly.

I add the Botox.

I got to try the product.

This was like so endearing to me for some reason.

We love an adulterer.

I love a doctor that uses the products on themselves, okay?

I appreciate someone that is buying what they're selling. He's

testing it. He's a giver, you know? It's more than one person. His marriage and his girlfriend.

You guys have to listen to our Joe Ellen interview because, wow, I feel like she gave a lot of

tidbits. She's like, oh, Brian would bring

the girlfriend. We're going to call her the girlfriend, not the mistress, to our club all the time.

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