Welcome back to two judgy girls. This is Mary from the Bay.

And it's Courtney from L.A. We're on the East Coast this week in the state where everyone knows everything.

That's what makes it so good.

They're all interconnected.

Like, this is a place where you go and get your haircut and everyone in the salon knows somebody.

And that's why I appreciate it.

What was it called in Jersey, Lauren Manzo's makeup like catface or like caface?

Do you know what I'm talking about?

And that's where all the drama with Danielle Stub started with Dina,

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It's like a rinse and repeat.

But here it's an esthetician.

Right. It was like in a strip mall. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Don't know. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I swear it was like caface. Because I want to say that it made more sense to be catface. Okay. Which doesn't bode well if that's the name of your esthetician business in Rhode Island. I just wouldn't want to be a cat face if I was an esthetician because to me that means your skin's pulled too tight and you look like a cat. Oh, of course. Yeah. It's like bad work got done. Yeah, exactly. So like maybe for a hair salon, it's okay, but not for an esthetician's office. Did you hear, though, the rumor going around is that the affair is still going on and that Brian is now suing his mistress for breach of contract? What is the contract? And is it because she's speaking out loud about their

affair that's potentially still going on? So this is all in real time? Apparently, yes.

Wow. It's truly crazy that Rula and Brian are still together. Especially when you look at him and then you look at her.

I mean, I think Ashley I was the one that said it this week.

Him?

He's not cute.

I always just think of that Arrested Development meme where Jason Bateman is talking about Ann, which is George Michael's girlfriend, and he always just says, her?

Him?

Him?

Oh, I cannot wait to talk about Alicia's aunts with Rola today.

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