Welcome back to two judgy girls. This is Mary from the Bay.

And it's Courtney from L.A., but I would rather be in London

with all the lay days and Mark. I am obsessed with Mark Francis. My dream would be for him

to take me around London, and I'd like to meet up with Kimmy and have a champagne, and then Martha,

we'd meet in the park, and we just have a champagne. And then Martha, we'd meet in the park.

And we just have a grand old time.

And then they'd take me to Longlead and Emma would show me to the cottage.

And I would even let Micah come, but not that Margo.

What about Missy or Lottie?

They can come too.

Fine.

But Margo have to stay at home.

Margo and her VPL have to stay at home.

I have not heard VPL since like high school days.

Yeah.

When it was like you transitioned from like butted underwear to a thong.

And I pretty much, do you like wear thongs all

the time? Yeah. Yeah, me too. Yeah. Hey guys, inside secret. Inside baseball here. But this Margo gets

under my skin so much.

Like, she is triggering for me because I just, I've had this mom in my class.

And, you know, she's the mom that emails me.

And she's like, how can I help you?

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