Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the toast and happy, oh, what is it, Monday.

Okay, okay, let's just take it for what it is, you know?

Let's take stock.

It's actually a huge Monday, like arguably one of the biggest of the year.

It is for a number of reasons.

This is a really big week.

Now, of course, for most people, including myself, like Election Day makes it a major week.

I also have other things going on this week that I'm really excited about, including but not limited to, my birthday.

I agree.

And I'm so glad you brought that up because through no help of my sister, I have slayed the

house down fucking boots on a birthday present for you.

Like my generosity knows no bounds.

You are going to, like I don't even have a concern.

Like you're going to have it and so excited wow

it's going to be at your house tomorrow like not be coming in a day early a dollar short and a day

early okay wow I can't wait I was not expecting to hear that I kept waiting for you to send me like

your wish lists and things nothing I've been thinking about it. I don't know. Like the things that I actually want,

they're not like to be a birthday present, especially considering like, you know, the level that

you and I are at in terms of how we gift each other. Like I want a cast iron skillet. That's just like not a birthday present. It's so, it's not sexy. It's not glamorous.

I'm not getting you a cast iron skillet.

Sorry.

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