Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the toast and happy Friday after such a successful

toast-ween. Like, it's giving, we deserve this. We earned it. But it's just so weird to have

toast-to-ween like in the middle of the week and then to have another episode. I'm really feeling

like for a number of reasons Halloween should fall on a Friday. I know that it's like about the date and not the day. But a Friday Halloween is parched on so many levels.

I mean, of course, it's a holiday and like why would we be doing anything else like working or?

And we could just like enjoy Halloween vibes for three days and then call a day as opposed to like this eight day

weirdness.

Well, I had like kind of a terrible Halloween yesterday after Toastewan, which we'll get into,

which was so fabulous.

I did not get a singular, singular trick-or-treater.

That is really crazy. I had the opposite experience. I actually wasn't home for the trick-or-treater. That is really crazy. I had the opposite experience. I actually wasn't

home for the trick-or-treaters. We are the sort of house that just leaves a bowl by the door. Help yourselves

in a spritz bucket. Oh, of course, in a spritz bucket. Got to teach the youth. Got to teach you. Maybe what's dis sprits do a little hopefully 21 plus did you get any um like kids stealing candy on

like do you have like a camera or something I watched my camera footage everyone like was super

respectful respectful they took a respectful amount but also like again no one like came in pillaged

which was nice but I mean in this day and age when everybody has like a camera or a ring camera to be a pillager, like you have to be dumb as hell.

Yeah, it's really true.

And I was like, you know, being mindful of that myself at other people's homes because we had a good mix of neighbors out and about, like excited about Halloween.

We had some buckets.

We really pounded the pavement. We went, we went hard.

I mean, I got a lot of candy too, the candy that I bought for the kids that never came,

so I just ate it all myself. That works. Yeah, I mean, candy's candy no matter where it comes from,

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