Hey everybody, producer Ryan here. Greg recorded an episode in Omaha, Nebraska in early March and something went wrong with the recording and it came out pretty muddled.

It kind of sounds like a dispatch from the 40s, but we decided that it was funny enough to release anyway.

So please bear with the poor audio quality and we hope you enjoy it.

Ladies and gentlemen, Greg True.

Pereira!

Omaha, Omaha, Omaha, Omaha, Omaha, Omaha.

Once again, the smartest man in the world, Vodcast, takes to the ether here.

From the salubrious confines of the Scott Recital Hall, nestled upstairs in the suckling breast that is the Holland Center for the Performing Arts.

Here in the Groovy Cultural District of Omaha, Nebraska, ladies and gentlemen.

The plot dropped just then all over the world.

From Diego to the Bay, as we say, it's Hammer Go Hammer, Hit the Hammer, Yo Hammer.

And the rest can go and play. Can't prove this.

And this is the first time we've come all the way to the rich heartland of the fertile area that was the antigeluvian ocean that is known as the Great Plains here in the United States.

And we couldn't be more excited to be here.

People are as lovely as they absolutely can be.

We've been to Indiana.

We've been to Blooming Garden, Indiana.

We've been to Chicago and Illinois.

But this is the furthest into the heart we've gone.

And those of you listening out there in PodCraftland, if you're listening on your earbuds right now, tighten up.

And if you're on the treadmill right now, this is an awesome time to slip some vodka into that water bottle that you have with you.

If you're driving, this is a groovy, groovy time to take out that tiny water bottle.

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