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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2013

⏱️ 125 minutes

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Summary

Back home with a dispatch from Bar Lubitsch, Greg hits on hot dogs, hotboxes and Huell Howser.

Transcript

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The way Hurrah wants to get a spot is not in the world.

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Bontas takes to the evening here in the Suley and Con Blinds at the Reddest Place on Earth.

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The bar, Luba, chair in the western part of Hollywood across from the pleasure chest and next door to exciting Paris designs.

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It is, of course, Gabriel now after finishing up Slarch and once again, we venture out to western Hollywood

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where herbs, burgers hold it down every single day of the week.

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And if you've ever been there, it's a couple blocks down from here for those of you listening out in Vodka's land.

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For those of you listening in Kazakhstan, herbs, burgers should you ever venture to West Hollywood.

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It's definitely a stop you want to make. There's a very, very nice Asian lady who runs the place and she draws a picture on every paper plate

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that all the burgers come on. And if she gives you a paper bag, she draws a picture on that teal and she sings your order so you go.

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I'll have a cheeseburger on fries and she'll go, a cheeseburger on fries.

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It's awesome. It's awesome. It's like being in the bus and truck company and flower drum song.

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And there's no extra charge for it. There's no extra charge.

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Often I'll walk up and go, oh, a hundred million miracles. Oh, I'll crack off Miyoshi and Becky on your ass.

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I have no qualms about going Miyoshi and Becky on you at a minute. I'll nancy-quan you.

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I will. I talk on the telephone for hours.

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I guess it's just West Hollywood. I'm not gay and I make no case for it.

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If you're listening out in Vodka's land, this is an awesome time to light one up.

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If you're at the gym, this is an awesome time to drink out of that water bottle that you've got with you that you've surreptitiously filled with vodka.

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Because really, what makes a gym better than smoking and drinking? It makes it more like a bar and bars are funer than gyms.

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Let's be honest. Gyms are okay, but okay, I was at my gym a couple of weeks ago and I go to one here nearby and not in West Hollywood.

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