Tips For Surviving Nuclear Annihilation...If You Want To

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🗓️ 18 January 2023

⏱️ 13 minutes

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0:00.0	What are you doing looking at something that looks like it was written just for me.
0:05.2	This article about an actual study that they did to figure out where the best places
0:10.1	to hide if there's a nuke.
0:12.9	And I know Lazo, he's like, he just doesn't like to prepare for for a doomsday.
0:17.2	It all I'm not saying you got to buy a bunch of buckets of pre-prepared meals
0:21.6	and water that'll stay good for 20 years, build a shelter.
0:24.4	I'm going to ask you to get a hide from a nuke.
0:26.6	Well, this thing says that they can't do things you could do.
0:30.0	Like why?
0:31.3	If the nuke hits you, you can't hide.
0:33.9	No, okay.
0:35.4	But they did these computer simulations, they did these computer simulations.
0:40.0	Listen, kids, don't worry about it.
0:41.2	If a nuke hits get under your desk and catch up as a vegetable, you're fine.
0:44.5	You're all eating healthy.
0:45.6	Don't you worry about it.
0:46.9	That's a big deal.
0:47.6	Yeah, they were like, they were like, you have to give kids a vegetable.
0:51.2	You have to give kids a vegetable at lunch.
0:52.8	That was a big thing.
0:53.6	And then Reagan was like, catch up as a vegetable, shut it.
0:56.7	He wasn't wrong about that one, though.
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