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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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🗓️ 18 January 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.0	Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.0	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger.
0:30.0	Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:34.0	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
0:41.0	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun.
0:48.0	Yo, what's going on, ma'am?
0:50.0	Not much, how are you?
0:51.0	I'm good.
0:52.0	Good.
0:53.0	Raining? It's cold?
0:54.0	Yeah, fine.
0:55.0	Everyone doing all right?
0:56.0	Mentally?
0:57.0	No problems, brother.
0:58.0	You need to talk.
0:59.0	Anything you've been worried about?
1:01.0	You've been worried about, text me last night, about sweet death.
1:04.0	Oh, you, we don't have to get into that.
1:07.0	I have to do as a little misunderstanding about peace, man.
1:11.0	That's all.
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